Hey, Free Sex
Don’t let the pious full you…you can easily get it on a Christian or Jewish single’s dating site. Don’t be distracted by all the Grammies online looking for latest pictures of their grandkids to be pasted on Facebook…lots of people are friend-ing for just one reason. An eHarmony might advertise a good game about soul-mate matching during their Hallmark-like softly focused T.V. commercials, but single men and women are finding it while looking for their soul mates too. We might kid ourselves into believing we’ve stopped at the bookstore café for a quick overprice latte when it fact all we want is to spy prospects for it laid out before us in easy retail pickings. Read the rest of this entry »
The Big Time
Surfing on the Internet can provides us with hours and hours of entertainment as we go through all of the Free sex sites that are available to us on the world wide web. Whatever we seek is right there before us just waiting for us to find it. So whether you are turned on by big beautiful women, or small slight women, they are all out there on the Internet and they are easily accessible to chat with, to date, to romance, and yes, to even have a hot hookup with.
When the world wide web was invented a few decades ago, we never imagined all the advancements in technology that it would provide to us. Who would have thought that we could chat with people on another continent in real time, or send instant messages that would be received instantaneously by the person we were conversing with, or having a video conference call on our personal computers? The invention and popularity of the world wide web has catapulted us all into the big time when it comes to communication and ease of interacting with each other.
So now, in 2011, when we decide we want to search for big beautiful women, it could not be easier for us. All we have to do is get cozy in the privacy of our own homes, turn on our personal computers, open up our favorite search engine and type in a few words having to do with those hot and alluring large and plus size women. The results are immediate and the option are absolutely endless. Our biggest problem, pun intended, is to try to figure out where to start and which fabulous site to visit first.
Any search that you undertake on the Internet is guaranteed to produce lots and lots of big results in a very small amount of time, so go out there and have yourself some big fun.
Why Yes, You Should Be Single!
Do you wish you were single? Here’s why you should be:
1. Monogamy is Boring
Fucking the same person over and over and over again is boring. There’s only so much experimenting a couple can do after a while. Once you’ve dressed as the big bad wolf and she as little red riding hood, and then you as little red riding hood and she as the big bad wolf, it might be time to part beds. Seriously, how far do we have to go to force ourselves to like sex with one another after a while? Should it be that much work? Especially since your cock swells three sizes when you see your next-door-neighbor doing yoga on the front porch every morning, and all she’s doing is standing mountain pose…in her sweatpants.
2. Non-Monogamy is Fun as Hell
Welcome to the world of adult dating, aka fucking whomever you please, whenever you please. Yoga girl adores doggy style. The postwoman likes it quick and dirty on the living room floor. Your best friend’s wife loves secret make out sessions with you after her husband has too much wine spritzer at the BBQ. The world is full of possibilities, my friend, and if you’re locked down, you’re missing out. To women, newly single men are like catnip – totally irresistible and conducive to rolling all over the floor with.
3. A Little Bit of This, A Little Bit of That
There are so many ridiculously stunning and wondrously different types of women out there! There are big beautiful women, little women, tall women, women with massive breasts, women with perky, unpretentious breasts, women with round juicy asses and women with asses like a new peach. And, as I mentioned in number two, they all fuck differently; some are porn all-stars, others want it shy, sweet and deep. Need I say more? The single life, my man, is much better.