Why That Cam Thing Works
When it comes to sex, hetero guys are such visual creatures they really don’t need much else to get them off then to look at their girl or even just spy a body part peaking from clothes. Too many women complain that their men objectifies them, only ever wants to see their breasts bared or them bending over, but really men have no choice but to act the way they do since they are prompted to be stimulated easily and stimulated by the visual.
Expand Your Horizons
When most of us think about Sex, we tend to think about the slick and glossy porn movies that are all over the world wide web, with their stars with their perfect bodies and barbie doll looks. Well, there are a lot of different people out there in the world, and many of us have different likes and dislikes as far as sexual partners go.
For some men, the bbw, or big beautiful woman, is the ultimate in sexy and alluring. There are a few cultures on this planet that value larger women as much more attractive, and thin women as much less attractive. As much as the media in our country would have you believe otherwise, there are plenty of men who just absolutely love the thought of having sex or a relationship with a very large woman. And thanks to the ever cooperative Internet, finding these women is quick and easy online. You might say you can’t miss them.
We are all different and that’s what makes it fun after all. Some of us love tattoos, some of us hate them. Some people love the goth thing, other people find it completely uninteresting. Many women love the outdoorsy kind of man, while many others opt more for the sensitive type of guy, even though may woodsy looking guys are hiding someone pretty darn sensitive under there sometimes. Many men like the barbie doll looking blonde, while other prefers the more conservative looking type of woman.
The good news is that there is someone for everyone, or a lid for every pot, as many older people would say. And whether we are are a pot looking for a lid, or a lid looking for a pot, we can find each other on the Internet just about as quickly as it takes to click a search button.
So large, small, tall, whatever you want just go ahead and find it online.
Why Yes, You Should Be Single!
Do you wish you were single? Here’s why you should be:
1. Monogamy is Boring
Fucking the same person over and over and over again is boring. There’s only so much experimenting a couple can do after a while. Once you’ve dressed as the big bad wolf and she as little red riding hood, and then you as little red riding hood and she as the big bad wolf, it might be time to part beds. Seriously, how far do we have to go to force ourselves to like sex with one another after a while? Should it be that much work? Especially since your cock swells three sizes when you see your next-door-neighbor doing yoga on the front porch every morning, and all she’s doing is standing mountain pose…in her sweatpants.
2. Non-Monogamy is Fun as Hell
Welcome to the world of adult dating, aka fucking whomever you please, whenever you please. Yoga girl adores doggy style. The postwoman likes it quick and dirty on the living room floor. Your best friend’s wife loves secret make out sessions with you after her husband has too much wine spritzer at the BBQ. The world is full of possibilities, my friend, and if you’re locked down, you’re missing out. To women, newly single men are like catnip – totally irresistible and conducive to rolling all over the floor with.
3. A Little Bit of This, A Little Bit of That
There are so many ridiculously stunning and wondrously different types of women out there! There are big beautiful women, little women, tall women, women with massive breasts, women with perky, unpretentious breasts, women with round juicy asses and women with asses like a new peach. And, as I mentioned in number two, they all fuck differently; some are porn all-stars, others want it shy, sweet and deep. Need I say more? The single life, my man, is much better.
Panda Porn an Epic Failure
Chuang Chuang the Panda at Chiang Mai Zoo in Northern Thaliand doesn’t like porn. Seems he just isn’t that into sex in general. He’s got a big beautiful woman panda in his cage with him, but so far he doesn’t seem interested. Maybe she’s not his type. Maybe he’s too scared to approach her. Maybe he’s gay. Who knows. Apparently, the world of panda adult dating is more complicated than we thought. Someone needs to buy that panda a drink.
In an attempt to get Chuang Chuang up for a little randy action, handlers at the zoo ordered Mr. Asexual a big, healthy dose of panda pornography. XXX movies for pandas are just like ours – they feature two of the black and white beasties going at it. All the action is from the rear, of course – my favorite. I bet there are a lot of furries out there who would love to see some of that action! They’re probably sewing their panda costumes as I type.
Handlers also speculated that Chuang Chuang didn’t know what the fuck he was doing, as in, he just didn’t know how to fuck. The porn was also supposed to work as a sort of instruction manual. While Chuang Chuang watches and learns, his big-boned woman panda friend has been put in another cage. I bet she’s hoping there’s at least one scene in the flick where the girl panda sits on the guy panda’s face.
While handlers are hoping for a blissful, x-rated reunion, Chuang Chuang just doesn’t seem to care. The videos aren’t doing it for him.
There are only 1,600 giant pandas in central China; most live in the region’s mountain forests. There are an additional 120 in breeding facilities in the country and around 20 in zoos outside of China. The species’ endangered status makes it very important that Chuang Chuang gets his groove back. Hmm, maybe he has performance anxiety….
Are Fat Women Sluts?
This year a study was done on obese women and sex that shocked a lot of people on the concept that only skinny women are hot and therefore have more sex, but the study proved otherwise. The University of Hawaii found that obese and overweight women had more frequent sex then ‘normal’ women.
The study had surveyed about 7000 women aged 16-44 about their sexual habits and women who had a higher BMI (body mass index) reportedly had more sex then women that fell in a normal BMI index. The people conducting the survey found the results to be surprising and unexpected. Tell that to a million dollar porn industry solely based on BBW‘s.
A current study that followed tried to explain the reason why larger women where having more sex then normal sized women by asking the larger women if they would rather have a large sum of money now or wait every 3 weeks to have the money split up. The larger women were three times more likely to want to the money right away concluding the fact that larger women act more on impulse then regular sized women. Somehow this conclusion was correlated with sex to say that larger or more obese women were more likely to say yes to sex right away thus proving the fact that fat women have more sex then any other size group. Bringing the two studies together show that larger women just lack control when it comes to a mans advances.
So does that mean fat women are sluts? No, because the study went on further so show that BMI was not associated with sexual orientation, age of first having intercourse or current male partners. But instead just pointed out that overweight women just have more sex then regular women with no huge variance in sexual behavior.
Thus the conclusion is that fat women have more sex because they just like too and its easier to say yes then no. Fat or not I m sure many women wouldn’t pass up the opportunity to have good sex unless of course they were given a lump sum of money right away.